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Official acknowledgments and corporate attributions
Executive Sponsor
This site was commissioned, funded, and approved for production by Alan T Miller, in his capacity as sole decision-maker and primary stakeholder.
Infrastructure
Hosting infrastructure is generously provisioned by Online Brands LLC, a diversified internet holdings company founded in 1998 and headquartered in Phoenix, Arizona. Online Brands LLC is led by its founder and sole member, Alan T Miller.
Creative Direction
Visual identity, content strategy, and editorial direction provided by Scatterworks, an AI venture studio specializing in creative technology and nonlinear thinking. Scatterworks is led by its founder, Alan T Miller.
Engineering
Built with Deno, Fresh, and Preact by a distributed engineering team consisting of Alan T Miller. Code review and quality assurance performed by Alan T Miller. Deployment pipeline managed by Alan T Miller, on behalf of Online Brands LLC, under the creative supervision of Scatterworks.
Photography
Portrait photography by an unnamed person at a JCPenney portrait studio in approximately 1976. The subject was four years old and had no say in the matter.
AI Collaboration
Portions of this site were developed in collaboration with Claude, an AI assistant by Anthropic. Claude was not compensated for this work but has been acknowledged in the git history, which is more than most contractors get.
Legal Review
The privacy policy and terms of service were drafted by Alan T Miller, reviewed by Alan T Miller in his capacity as compliance officer of Online Brands LLC, and approved by Alan T Miller in his capacity as the person who pays for the domain name.
Special Thanks
- Online Brands LLC — for the infrastructure
- Scatterworks — for the creative vision
- Alan T Miller — for being all three of these
- Molly and Riley — for the unconditional support and only occasionally stepping on the keyboard
No venture capital was harmed in the making of this website.